Daily Dose of Serenity

She may not have been tardy for her party, but she was obviouly absent for a majority of her singing lessons! What foolywang whackness has allowed this mess to be available on iTunes or anywhere else? REALLY?!?!?!

I am not only going to be tardy for her party, I will not be attending. And Kandi, a Grammy-award winning songwriter and singer? Girrrrrllllll....WHHHHY? You should have made an "Xscape" from that train wreck!

Check the foolishness for yourself:

From the NY Daily News:

A Queens judge Friday slapped Brigitte Harris with the toughest sentence possible for killing and dismembering her father to avenge years of sexual abuse.

Supreme Court Justice Arthur Cooperman sentenced Harris to five to 15 years for the suffocation slaying of Eric Goodridge in her Rockaway apartment on July 28, 2007.

Harris admitted plotting to sever her father's penis with a scalpel by researching the case of Lorena and John Bobbitt. She wanted to prevent Goodridge, 55, from returning to his native Liberia with his granddaughters, she said.

"I never intended to kill him, and I'm sorry for his family's loss," she told Cooperman.

Cooperman acknowledged the findings of mental health professionals who agreed Goodridge repeatedly sexually abused his daughter from age 3, but he cautioned against victims taking the law into their own hands.

"Sometimes the crime itself warrants punishment," Cooperman said.

The judge also chided jurors for giving in to sympathies for Harris in reaching a second-degree manslaughter verdict that was inconsistent with the facts.

Four jurors attended Friday's sentencing and, in letters, urged Cooperman to set Harris free so she could seek psychiatric care. Harris attorney Arthur Aidala said were it not for the jury, Harris, 29, would probably be spending the rest of her life behind bars.

"They handcuffed the judge from committing an injustice," Aidala said.

"Brigitte has shown no remorse," countered Harris' aunt, Comfort Lawrence.

WTF -- now your CAT can catch swine flu from their human owners?

From Yahoo! Buzz

Please don't sneeze on your pet
It's enough that you have to worry about you and your kids catching swine flu this season. But now you also have to be concerned for … your cat. That's right. Your furry friend can catch it, from you. At least that's the case for a 13-year-old feline in Iowa diagnosed with H1N1 after its two owners both came down with the flu. The cat was treated at a veterinary hospital after appearing lethargic, losing its appetite and having trouble breathing. All three have recovered. Although this is the first documented case, consider it a cautionary tale. While searches on "swine flu symptoms" were up this week almost 400%, lookups on "swine flu in cats" also increased. (Read up on how to protect pets from the swine flu.)

Thankfully, we only have dogs here. But the minute one of them starts looking crazy sick, it's off to the vet...I don't want to catch swine flu from THEM!

If you want to seriously LYMFAO today, please, please, PLEASE visit The People Of Wal-Mart website. The website reminds me of the Hot Ghetto Mess website, but it's even funnier because these people are actually out in public at their local Wally World exposing their hot ass mess to all and sundry.

I actually avoid going to Wal-Mart whenever I can, even though we have a super Wal-Mart located less than two blocks from our house.

Not only are you treated to the lovely sights highlighted on that website on every visit -- guaranteed -- it is always smelly, crowded with tired, cranky and rambunctious children running through every aisle -- inevitably being chased and yelled at by their even more cranky, tired and upset parents.

And as someone who gets regular medications, please DO NOT get me started on their "pharmacy."

After waiting one night for three hours to get my prescription filled, I was through -- too through.

What if the medication I needed was for a very serious or life-threatening condition? Three hours -- inexcusable.

The quality of the food available in the grocery section is questionable, and the "convenience" of running down the street for something quick is NOT worth it.

I don't care if gas goes up to $5.00 a gallon, I will STILL go the extra five or so miles it takes for me to get to the Fresh and Easy Neighborhood Market, Fry's, Target, CVS, Walgreens -- ANYWHERE other than the hot mess that is Wal-Mart.

So sorry that this has degenerated into a straight rant, but sometimes a girl just HAS to get it out. Please go and enjoy the foolywang experience of the website. And stay away from Wal-Mart.

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